CENTIPEDES BUGS!

i don't care if they help the enviornment, i don't give a fuck if they eat other bugs in the house--

I HATE ALL BUGS. ladybugs, flies, ants, you name it, i fucking HATE it. absolutely terrified of them,

and i have every right to be because they have WAY TOO MANY legs and NO concept of personal space at all.

i found a centipede crawling on my shirt, and it crawled UP MY BED. i'm going to fucking set

something ( my room, probably ) on fire, because WHY? jesus tapdancing christ, one of these days i'm

going to kick the bucket via fucking bug. creepy little bastards.

 

FLOWERS!

oh yeah, edgy. haha. very funny. anyway, yes i hate flowers; not because they're ugly or anything, though.

i think they're quite pretty at times, but the smell puts me off .. and they rot and die too quickly, plus they

attract a myriad of gross bugs, that i also fucking hate. i much rather prefer fake flowers, so i can keep

them forever, though maybe that's because i'm a sentimental person .. but i digress. fuck flowers.

 

NEW AGE MUSIC!

yes, i made a rant already about new age rap. but FUCK that, i HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT NEW AGE MUSIC!

this includes (but is not limited to) : olivia rodrigo, harry styles, doja cat, shawn mendes, tyler the creator ..

seriously cannot describe the seething hatred i have for all these top-chart artists & rappers because they are

all so UTTER DOGSHIT. every time i hear it on the radio or have someone pass by me in the hallway singing or playing

their music, i can't help but cringe. all of it is so repetitive and meaningless, and the bubblegum-pop noise of it

makes me want to put a cheese grater to my fucking ears. i also can't stand popular songs from tiktok, because again--

it's FUCKING REPETITIVE. i can't stand it, not because it is popular; but because all of it sounds the same and it feels

as though there is no effort put into these songs that everyone (except me) seem to LOVE.

 

RAP / NEW AGE RAP!

i don't even know where to start, i'm in disbelief. WHO THE FUCK LIKES 6IX 9INE?

i fucking hate everything about this new rap bullshit, where every music video has ugly girls

caked with makeup shaking their obviously fake or enhanced asses while some even uglier less-than-mediocre

rapper with no flow or rhythm screams into the camera throwing up gang signs and guns. this has to be one of

the quickest rage inducers i've ever had the unfortunate timing of witnessing, because really, people LIKE this shit?

you're telling me people think this shit is "fire," or "heat".. UNIRONICALLY ? i think i might just blow myself up with

the nearest semi-explosive i can find because the pain of that is surely less than what listening to this bullshit is. i

seriously think if you like any modern rapper, like 6ix 9ine, cardi b, megan the stallion-- WHATEVER! they all fucking suck dick

and you are most definitely mentally fucking deficient if you like any of them.

 

STANDING FOR THE PLEDGE!

i swear i'm going to burn the flag and then fucking stomp and spit on it. this is, quite literally,

the most cultish routine bullshit i have ever had to experience in my entire life. i've never understood the point

of standing for the pledge, EVERY SINGLE DAY, at 7:30 in the FUCKING MORNING! tell me, who the FUCK is patriotic enough

to happily do that? i've been doing this shit ever since elementary and whenever i would refuse, i would get into trouble? FOR FUCKING WHAT?

i'm fucking "disrespecting the military" by not standing? are you fucking retarded? who gives a shit? i certainly don't give enough of a fuck

about your family members or whatever being in the military to stand for a goddamn pledge with my hand over my heart every single fucking morning.

what the fuck is it going to do, stop the war in the middle east? is it going to bring them back home? is it being televised that we stand for their

"services" every single morning? this is cultlike behavior and it's just fucking bizarre how quickly people get angry over it. not only will i NOT

stand for the pledge, but i will ALSO fucking use the fabric from the flag to wipe my ass.

FUCK YOU, FUCK THAT, FUCK THE SCHOOL SYSTEM, AND FUCK THE PLEDGE. jesus christ.

 

PEOPLE THAT MAKE THEIR RELATIONSHIP THEIR ENTIRE PERSONALITY!

JEEEEEEZUS FUCKING CHRIST! maybe i just hate people who are happier than me (definitely) but FUCK, LAY OFF THE PDA!

WHOOOO THE FUCK wants to see two people basically fucking eating each other's faces off in the hallway? HELLO? fucking DISGUSTING,

and don't even get me started on the cringey social media bullshit they always use to post about each other. is there REALLY any fucking

valid reason to make THREE FUCKING POSTS IN A ROW about the "love of your life" ??? this is high school, fucking idiots won't make it past that anyway ..

like listen, i get the occasional kiss on the cheek. i even think a photo or two splayed across your social media profile is reasonable. in fact, i

think it's quite cute, it's sweet and nice sometimes. but HOLY SHIT, EVERY WEEK? EVERY DAY? dude, PLEASE

for the love of GOD pick up a fucking personality or a hobby or some shit. absolutely fucking cringeworthy.

 

OVERLY-SENSITIVE PEOPLE!

alright. i'm sure you all know that i hate humanity, humans, whatever. i also don't have morals. whatta surprise. anyway.

I FUCKING HATE OVERLY-SENSITIVE BITCHES! how are you going to be affected by words on a screen? just turn that shit off.

are you going to cry to your mommy because i called you a retard? NO, YOU'RE NOT. and WHY do people get offended over that type of shit

on the behalf of ACTUAL retards? not like they could understand me. and what're they gonna do if they do, fuckin' drool on me? get over yourself lol

seriously can't stand these new-wave social justice warriors because all they ever do is bitch and whine like "omg that's so offensive! cancelled!!!"

SHUT UP I DO NOT CARE. my bff [ ex bff? ] was one of those and OHHH MY GOD it irked me so much, i hated the fact that i had to censor myself around her

because she was simply just too soft. maybe it's just my lack of empathy [ ? ] but really, sensitive people in general just make me angry .. if you

don't like the way i talk, my tone of voice, how i speak, etc.. then DON'T TALK TO ME? my patience for humanity is nothing at this point, FUCK!

anyway if you're one of those fucking new-wave fragile ass feminists or some shit .. or if you just get offended easily .. stay VERY far away from me.

[ this entry definitely makes me sound like a total fucking edgelord lolol but it's truly how i feel ]

 

PEOPLE THAT MAKE EVERYTHING ABOUT THEMSELVES!

ah yes. here i am again, writing for the millionth time about how much i absolutely fucking ABHOR the human race.

i fucking HATE PEOPLE THAT MAKE EVERYTHING ABOUT THEMSELVES! FUUUUCK!!! it throws me into an absolute violent fucking rage--

it's always on fucking purpose, leaving me out of shit just so they can have the spotlight to themselves; because GOD FUCKING FORBID

they have to share an OUNCE of attention with anybody else. and if it's not on purpose, then they must LACK BASIC FUCKING SELF-AWARENESS!

i see right through them, their innocent excuses and bullshit facade. desperate narcissists that constantly push people out of the way and take credit

for everything, bragging about how hard-working they are, always kissing ass and sucking-up to the people around them. GOD IT MAKES ME FUCKING MURDEROUS!

i fucking see right through you, you prissy little bitch! always acting so poised and perfect, oh i just want to take it right out from under you and ruin it entirely.

am i the only one that's NOT COMPLETELY FUCKING OBVLIVIOUS to these types of people and how fucking FAKE their act is? do i have some sort of fucking sixth

sense or something that allows me to see right through them, that allows me to see how desperate they are for attention and praise like DOGS?

oh my god, it drives me insane. i hope that when i die, they'll fucking regret all those times they cut me out of the picture or left me out

for their own selfish fucking reasons. keep this in mind, i was always aware..

 

CELEBRITY GOSSIP / SOCIAL MEDIA!

HOOOOLY SHIT. WHO FUCKING CARES ?!?! seriously, i don't give a singular flying fuck about kanye west or the kardashians

or addison rae or whoever the fuck else is famous for retarded fucking reasons. i'm sick of seeing this shit plastered all over

social media, or the news, or whatever. WHY SHOULD I FUCKING CARE WHO UNFOLLOWS WHO ON INSTAGRAM? WHAT THE FUCK?

the invention of social media past like, myspace or aol was absolutely the beginning of the downfall for society. these

social media "influencers" actually make me want to splatter my brains against a wall, witnessing this atrocity and seeing

the lengths these pathetic people will do for some money and fame. also, kanye's music? OVERRATED. the entire kardashian family? RETARDED.

honestly, if you actually even bother keeping up with this drama or bullshit "gossip," you automatically lose my respect. who the fuck

wastes their time willingly on this bullshit? jesus fucking christ i hate social media.

 

COUNTRY MUSIC!

pretty sure this is self-explanatory.

 

RELIGION!

yeah, all you jesus-loving bastards can eat my cock and balls for breakfast. I HATE RELIGION. ALL OF IT.

i seriously think ALL aspects of religion is absolutely fucking stupid as shit, fake, and useless. and i hate people that talk about it when ABSOLUTELY NOBODY ASKED!

"i'm not pushing my beliefs on you!" I DON'T CARE. DON'T TALK ABOUT IT.

i roll my eyes whenever we have to do a choreography to any fucking christmas song, because all of it is just religious bullshit that my teacher ends up explaining and

claiming she's not pushing that shit onto us. well, if you aren't, WHY ARE WE DANCING TO A SONG ABOUT THE GODDAMN THREE KINGS OR WHATEVER THE FUCK?

honestly, i don't give a shit. dance is dance. but i did NOT ask for a religious backstory or informational session, because quite frankly, that shit is fucking laughable.

this isn't JUST a hate rant about christianity, it's just a main thing i dealt with today during class and it pissed me off. i hate all religion, i think that shit should NOT

have been invented. all it does is cause diversion and probably one of the roots of all evil, besides money. goddamn, am i one awful son of a bitch.

but either way, god is gay and so are literally all other fucking religions. i just can't believe i have to put up with hearing that shit. all it is, is just

an imaginary little comfort world because people are afraid to die. if you're such a god-loving whore, then swallow a fucking bullet and say hello once you see him.

 

REALLY OBVIOUS TRYHARDS / TEACHER'S PETS!

oh my GODDDDDDDD i cannot stand bitches that just CONSTANTLY HAVE THEIR HEADS UP A TEACHER'S ASS.

i'll admit, i've probably been a teacher's favorite here and there- BUT WITHOUT HAVING TO TRY! holy shit,

this chick in my class might as well start fucking kissing the ground my teacher walks on since she wants to act so fucking perfect and innocent,

asking all of her stupid ass questions that could literally be answered by using COMMON FUCKING SENSE! apparently, despite it being called "common sense,"

IT ISN'T VERY FUCKING COMMON.

the entire class was just filled with questions left and right from this stupid fucking kiss-ass that always acts holier-than-thou with her shit attitude, i FUCKING HATE IT!

it pisses me off like no other. maybe it's just me being a negative, hateful piece of shit- but MAN does it fucking fill me with an unfathomable amount of fucking rage

whenever i hear this chick ask a question with a blatantly obvious answer that could be found through simply fucking USING YOUR GODDAMN EYEBALLS.

 

PEOPLE THAT SEEK PITY 24/7!

"boo-hoo, i'm so depressed, nobody cares about me, everyone hates me!"

WE GET IT. SHUT UP ALREADY. HOLY FUCK I HATE PEOPLE LIKE THAT. nobody FUCKING CARES!

nobody gives a shit, especially if YOU'RE the root of the fucking issue. why doesn't anybody like you? BECAUSE YOU'RE A WALKING HEADACHE!

JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP! it's like clockwork every day, this kid expects some fucking pity points or some shit as if i actually care. I DON'T!

i hate people that seek pity, act all depressed and throw a fucking bitchfit over the most minor inconveniences. what the fuck are you, a toddler?

and I HATE people that come to ME expecting kindness and sympathy. what, did you expect me to be like

"aww poor baby, i'm here to help!" ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID? nobody i know in person should EVER approach me for that shit EVER,

i'm not patient enough to deal with shit like that. i'm fucking sitting here as mentally ill as any other deranged fucking person, but

you don't see ME seeking pity points. i'm not anybody's fucking charity case. "what do i have to live for?" DO I LOOK LIKE FUCKING GOOGLE TO YOU?

i'm not a psychic, either figure that shit out on your own or just do a fucking flip off a building already.

jesus christ, just quit your bitching! nobody will ever have enough patience for that in the real world, fucking freaks.

 

IRRESPONSIBLE PEOPLE!

here's some backstory before i go absolutely apeshit. ready? cool.

i'm a dancer, and had a big performance this week. i planned a group performance with two girls,

let's call them N and C. C is an amazing dancer, we planned out every rehearsal together. N on the other hand ..

she's a great dancer and all, but MY FUCKING GOD when i tell you that this bitch is the most irresponsible motherfucker i have

quite possibly ever met when it comes to plans and rehearsals? I FUCKING MEAN IT! C and I went to every rehearsal, planned

out practice times before AND after school, INVITED N, and what did she do? SHE DIDN'T SHOW UP! i swear she only showed up to

like.. two AND A HALF REHEARSALS. all because this prissy bitch wanted to keep sucking on her boyfriend's face and she "felt bad"

for not going to work. HELLO??? THIS IS A LITERAL PERFORMANCE? LITERALLY JUST GET YOUR HANDS OFF YOUR BOYFRIEND AND CALL

INTO WORK SICK? i don't care if i sound like an asshole, SHE RUINED THE ENTIRE PERFORMANCE. WHAT A FUCKING EMBARRASSMENT.

watching the videos taken of us, it would've been so much better if it was just C and i .. i should've kicked her out after

she didn't make it to the first two practices. i fucking HATE people that don't keep their word, and even worse--

IRRESPONSIBLE PIECES OF SHIT!

 

SLOW WALKERS!

hooooly fuck, WHY DOES EVERYONE IN MY SCHOOL WALK SO FUCKING SLOWLY?

i'm seriously about to start shoving people out of my goddamn way,

WHY ARE YOU STOPPING IN THE MIDDLE OF A CROWDED HALL TO SAY HELLO TO YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS?

underclassmen are such fucking gremlins- MOVE IT, FUCKER!

it seriously pisses me off seeing people shuffling their feet when the hall is literally

overflowing with crowded traffic and other disgusting ass people.

i remember shoving a random kid down a step or two on the stairs because he was walking too slowly-

he had no right to complain when he was blocking the way. his fault.

 

PEOPLE WHO ARE FUCKING ILLITERATE!

OH MY FUCKING GOD. i've been in english honors all four years of high school,

a semi-finalist for a writing program, AND i've been writing for almost as long as i can remember ..

i cannot explain the pure unfiltered RAGE that flows through me when people are absolutely fucking illiterate--

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE 18 YEARS OLD AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "YOUR" AND "YOU'RE" IS???????

HOOOOLY FUCK. and it pisses me off EVEN MORE when people flirt with me and they have terrible spelling!!

LEARN HOW TO FORM A COHESIVE SENTENCE FIRST BEFORE YOU TALK TO ME, YOU FUCK!

it's fucking annoying, witnessing people who are my age or older than me

that can't even write a proper sentence without fucking up. did they not learn anything in elementary?

i had-- well, he still is.. but this guy has been flirting with me and his grammar / sentence structure is absolutely VILE.

it makes me want to projectile vomit all over my screen whenever i read his messages.

 

PEOPLE WHO DEFEND RAPISTS!

people who defend rapists are fucking disgusting. jesus christ, WHAT is so hard about believing the fucking victim?

i don't give a FUCK if he's depressed or some shit, THAT DOESN'T JUSTIFY RAPE! AT ALL! i rather someone fucking kill themselves

instead of raping someone. "well how do you know he's a rapist?" THE FUCKING PROOF IS RIGHT THERE.

DO YOU HAVE A BRAIN STEM? HOLY FUCK! god, it's like you don't know how to work your own two eyeballs to

read the proof being posted all over the fucking place. and when they DO read the proof, they say

"well what if she's lying?" I WILL LITERALLY STOMP ON YOUR SKULL. just believe the fucking victim--

ESPECIALLY IF THERE IS MORE THAN ONE! what the fuck is so hard to understand? people give me a fucking headache.

 

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